Friday, April 23, 2010

Chotti Communi Stories

Foetus Communi was a Movie Fanatic



Doctor had set 6th June as the d-date for Amma, for the delivery. Amma till then mother of one-little-obedient child never had forseen that her dreadful days were about to begin. On the d-day, eventhough Amma didn't experience any pain, still went to the hospital, but was send back by the doctor. In actuality, Foetus Communi was well aware that a check-up at Railway Hospital naturally meant a MOVIE following it. So as any day, Amma and Achan went for a movie and all 3 of 'em enjoyed it. After Amma reached home, by 9 pm she started having pain and was quickly rushed to the Hospital. And approximately 11pm THE INEVITABLE HAPPENED....DISASTER.

"More Disasters at theatres : How to make Achan not see a movie"- Sponsored by Chotti Communi and her Brother




Chotti Communi did a volteface. Year 1 and 2, she hated theatres to the core. Chotti Communi and her Big Brother signed on an agreement that they won't allow Achan to watch movies at Theatres. After the initial 10 mins, Chotti Communi would kick off the plan by crying and Achan would rush with her outside the theatre to console her. 10 mins later when Achan finally brings Chotti Communi into the hall, she tags her Big Brother. Now Brother starts crying. Chain Reaction.........


Chotti Communi was a Dumb Genius




Chotti Communi never believed that the hero and heroine of a film would hug each other, let alone kiss each other (Jeezzzzz....how could a girl hug a guy!!). Her theory was that there are two frames for the scene, one in which the hero runs and hugs a guy and the second in which the heroine would run and hug a girl. And these two frames are joined together to make it appear that the hero and heroine are hugging each other.


Chotti Communi was always confused about Cricket




Chotti Communi believed that "Partnership of 100 runs" was some kind of magic number, beyond which neither of the batsmen would get out. Chotti Communi also had some strange formula for projected scores, which almost everyone would laugh at making her dumbstruck.

Chotti Communi: the non-prankster!





After "Bombay", Chotti Communi sings "Amma.. Amma...Amma". Amma comes over to the sit-out running, "What happened????". Then Chotti Communi innocently says, "I was just singing Humma Humma..Ek Ho Gaye...".

Chotti Communi never believed in marriages





TS's mother asking all 3 (TS, Chotti Communi and AKC) what they wanted to do in future.
TS:- I want to be an Engineer.
AKC:- I want to be a Teacher.
Chotti Communi:- Enikku Amma aavanam *I want to be a mother*
TS's mom :- You should get married first.
Chotti Communi:- Venda. Enikku Ammayayaal mathi *No, I just want to be a mother*

27 Scribbled Back:

Dhanya said...

ROFLMAO! One of you best posts :D :D Awwww chotti communi was so cuteeeee... 'Enikku amma aayal mathi' it seems :D :D One of my nieces told me the exact same thing - that she wanted to be a mother in future. Really enjoyed this one. The hugging part takes the cake ;)

Dhanya said...

your* (damn typos always come up when I get too hyper while typing) :(

Harini said...

LOl! Chotti Communi was so so so cute :P.

Neha said...

exactly - ROFLMAO..I can't stop laughing after reading this post..baapre..you were a danger :P

loved this post :D

Insignia said...

First time here. Neha recommended that i read this post.

And I am glad I did...One hell of a laughing riot..:-)

Lakshmi said...

I like.. I like... :D

BK Chowla, said...

Very good and funny.

Blunt Edges said...

hahahaha...wonderful...my sympathies lie with achan n amma ;)

buckingfastard said...

chotti communi...knew abt overlaying of frames when she was chotti...chotti communi was smarter than chotta james cameroon i assume

chotti communi wants to be mother...gud gud...only profession u dont need ot slog and study!!

COMMUNI said...

@Dhanya

Aww....thank you...cho chweet of you.

COMMUNI said...

@Harini

you too babe ;)

COMMUNI said...

@Neha

Glad you enjoyed it dear...
And grammar mistake...I'm still a danger!!

COMMUNI said...

@insignia

Welcome here.

Glad I entertained you. :)

COMMUNI said...

@lakshmi

Thank u.. thank u...:)

COMMUNI said...

@BK Chowla

Thank you :)

COMMUNI said...

@BE

My sympathies are also with 'em. They have been bearing me for the past 24 yrs. ;)

COMMUNI said...

@BF

chotta james cameroon.... man, chotti communi loves that complmnt!!!

Rajlakshmi said...

hehehehe :D Choti is so sweet :D and what a mind blowing theory of hugging :P hehehehe :D enjoyed reading it :)

COMMUNI said...

@rajlakshmi

Firstly welcome here.

Thank you for the comments dear :)

Jaunty anima said...

ROFLMAO..!!

Chhota Communi is a riot in itself!!!

Loved every bit of it:)

COMMUNI said...

@Jaunty Anima

Welcome here.

Glad you enjoyed it :)

sm said...

beautiful
cute
no words
excellent

scarlet pimpernel said...

ENTAMMOO!!!
HAHAHA
CHIRICHU CHIRICHU ENIKKU VAYYANDAYE
BEAUTIFUL POST ...

COMMUNI said...

@sm
thank u ji

COMMUNI said...

@scarlet

LOL

Shanu said...

Hahhahaah..chotti Communi was super cute :)

Loved the 'I just want to be a mother ' wala part..Seriously, who says you have to be married to become a mother ;)

COMMUNI said...

@Shanu

Thank you

See, chotti Communi was so brilliant.. ;)